Kidnapped (a Diggy Simmons Love story) Chap. 1

{running from the cabin in the woods} Mia's Prov I cant get caught....i cant get caught.Hi Im Mia when i was 6 my mom was murdered and i was kidnapped from my home in Rio. They took me to this creepy cabin really really far from home and every other night from then a strange man came and had sex with me...or as normal people would say RAPED me. Well now im 17 and he slipped up and forgot to chain me to the bed and i took my clothes and ran. {story} Mia: {running fast and breathing heavy} ok Mia you can do it dont give up {talking to herself} ugh im taking off these shoes {throws shoes in the woods} Outfit:www.polyvore.com Mia: just keep running you can do it{runs in the middle of the street when a bus comes and....} AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH {a couple minutes earlier with Diggy} Tyga: man 88 is the best song out there right you got ever one listening to this song and every other song on your cd Diggy: i know right man its like a dream but you know i couldn't do it wi! thout my jet-setters Tyga: yeah i know what you mean Bus driver: O SHIT {slams on breaks} Tyga & Diggy: {fall down} Tyga:damn man whats wrong with you BD: omg {starring at Mia} theres a girl in the middle of the street and she looks like she need help Tyga&Diggy:{go to see} Diggy: or shes a hooker looking for money BD: imma go help her bc no hooker has cuts and bruises Tyga: unless she likes it rought Boys{laughing while the bus driver gets Mia} BD: its ok come in you will b fine Mia:{doesnt move} BD ...

Madras Cut : Episode 249 - Comedy Show Jay Hind!

(telecast date 20th February, 2012) In this "repetition cut overdramatic" Episode : Sumeet Raghvan wonders what SRK must be plotting to do to him considering he slapped Shirish Kunder for making fun of Ra.One! Poonam Pandey sent this sexy pic directly into the PM Manmohan Singh's Twitter account. Guess what his response was? + dozen's of nuggets from Sumeet. Don't miss the Doggy Style joke. Then : In Laid Night News, Barakh Dutta reports that the Govt has announced a new employment guarantee scheme for Bollywood. This one is a laugh riot. Believe you me. & Finally : who is Ponty Chaddha? Just how slimy? Howlarious True Lies! Segment 1: Slap & Tell : SRK Vs Sumeet & Shirish Kunder Jay Hind! Episode 249 : Segment 1 - Sumeet Raghvan wonders what SRK must be plotting to do to him considering he slapped Shirish Kunder for making fun of Ra.One! Segment 2 : Doggy Style : PM & Sexy DM Jay Hind! Episode 249 : Segment 2 - Poonam Pandey sent this sexy pic directly into the PM Manmohan ! Singh's Twitter account. Guess what his response was? + dozen's of nuggets from Sumeet. Don't miss the Doggy Style joke. Segment 3 : LNN : NASSEGA Employment Scheme for Bollywood Jay Hind! Episode 249 : Segment 3 - In Laid Night News, Barakh Dutta reports that the Govt has announced a new employment guarantee scheme for Bollywood. This one is a laugh riot. Believe you me. Segment 4 : Ponty Chaddha or Panty Chaddhi Jay Hind! Episode 249 : Segment 4 - So who is Ponty Chaddha? Just how slimy? Howlarious ...